Steaming Coal – Take the 10 (8/28/2018)

Take the 10

I watched the whole thing without turning it off, so that is something. At the end I thought to myself — Did I laugh? And I couldn’t think of a time that I did.  The characters aren’t likeable, and antagonist, Jay (played by Chester Tam who also wrote and made his full length directorial debut on this one) is the only real saving grace (if even that) of the movie.  

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Josh Peck is annoying as ever in this one, save yourself the time and headache and skip this steaming pile of… coal. Instead go watch him in Mean Creek when he was overweight and actually funny.

Take the 10 – 3/10 – Unfortunately available on Netflix as of this writing on 8/28/18

Streaming Gems – 30 Rock (8/28/2018)

Sorry about the delay, we’ve been on vacation!

30 Rock

We decided to re-watch the series lately, it’s up there with my top 5 comedy series (In no order – The Office, How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock, South Park, and Arrested Development — Honorable Mentions – Parks and Rec, Simpsons, Friends, Scrubs, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld and Flight of the Concords — okay so maybe the list is longer than I thought).

This is a fictional show about fictional characters (though they feel oddly adjacent to some real life celebs in the entertainment industry) who work on a late-night sitcom. Produced by Lorne Michaels of SNL cred, this is right up your alley if you are a fan of his other work.

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The girlfriend and I finished the first season in a week. The episodes are so short and hilarity so constant that it’s easy to just rip through a number of them in one sitting.  There is a reason this show won Emmy’s and was on for so long, and I don’t know if there is anything I can say about it that hasn’t been said before; this is a fantastic show. The characters are off-the-wall and the situations are ridiculous, yet everything feels relatable in a weirdly comforting way.  If you don’t enjoy it after the first few episodes, turn it off, because the comedy style won’t change. Then go see your doctor and ask them to locate your funny bone because I don’t think you have one..

30 Rock – 9/10 available to stream in all of its hilarity on Hulu.

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Streaming Gems – Marlon (Season 1 available on Netflix)

Marlon

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I watched a show with Marlon Wayans in it unironically and it’s 2018… What is happening? There are certainly some bits, stereotypes, and tropes in this show that come through and show Wayans comedic roots, but this feels like a matured version of the actor we saw in flicks such as White Chicks, Little Man, and Scary Movie.  That isn’t to say that he still doesn’t play on some racial stereotypes a bit too heavy-handedly.

More in the vein of The Wayans Bros., where the two really broke through to the next level of celebrity.  Brother, Sean has been relatively quiet and didn’t make any cameos in the series like I had hoped.

This is a different Marlon. This is a family-friendly Marlon, a matured (but not mature) Marlon, and it’s all for the better.

There is nothing new in the sitcom formula here, and some of the jokes definitely fall flat, but overall it’s enjoyable first season and I’d be interested in seeing more.

Season 1 is available on Netflix as of today (8.3.2018)

Season 2 is on NBC right now and will be coming to Netflix next June

Marlon – 5.5/10

Streaming Gems – Netflix Movie Weekend

Last weekend was rainy, and we are lazy (nothing new there).  We stayed in and streamed the gloomy day away. Here is our write-up on some of the gems (and some that are teetering on the verge of being listed on a steaming coal writeup). All of these are on Netflix as of writing this article on 7/20/2018 – Enjoy!

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Eliza Taylor and Daniel Webber in Thumper (2017)

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A film with a plot that doesn’t reinvent the wheel, and has a few holes, but the acting sets it apart.

You empathize with every character, just doing what they have to to survive and protect the ones they love.  Without giving too much away, this is a flick about teens in over their head with drugs, violence and all around grit.  There is more going on than meets the eye, but that is left for you to see. As previously stated, the twist is a bit predictable, and you’d probably be able to get it within a few guesses.

If your a serial television streamer like us you’ll recognize most of the cast (all from shows we recommend!). Eliza Taylor (The 100 – cheesy but fun sci-fi dystopian show on Netflix), Daniel Webber (Lee Harvey Oswald in 11.22.63 – a gripping alternative-historical thriller on Hulu starring James Franco), and Pablo Schreiber (Pornstache from Orange is the New Black – A dark comedy set in an all-female prison on Netflix).  As stated, they all do a good job with their parts, with Pablo stealing the show as the deranged and paranoid drug dealer.  The trauma is believable and as violent as he gets, he still pulls at your heart-strings with his believable portrayal as a veteran suffering from PTSD.

To recap – This is nothing new, it’s not going to be in your top ten films of the year, but it is going to entertain you from start to finish and you will be glad you watched it.

Thumper – 6/10

 

 

 

Joel Edgerton in The Gift (2015)

The Gift:

A taut, suspenseful thriller that peels back the storyline one layer at a time.  While not revolutionary, it plays the cat-and-mouse game eerily well and makes you question if any of us are ever “mice” in the first place.  The acting is superb, especially by  Joel Edgerton who wrote and made his directorial debut on this film.  His upcoming directed flick about a young man forced to attend gay-conversion camp, Boy Erased (Due out in November), looks especially powerful.

Jason Bateman and Rebecca Hall play the perfect target to Edgerton’s unhinged character, “Gordo”.  The only reason this film is not scoring higher is that it feels anti-climactic and off-pace at times.  I found myself often getting distracted and having to force myself back to the film, to be re-engrossed moments later.  Overall, this film is a slow burn but definitely worth the watch.

The Gift – 7/10

 

 

Charlie Hunnam in Sons of Anarchy (2008)

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We know… We are late to the party on finishing this one. We finished watching this after a few months of binging our way through. I had seen up through season 6 a few years back and never finished;  we started from scratch and watched them all within a few short months this time.  Just like the first viewing, we had a really tough time getting through Season 3.

Is this show realistic? No way. Is this show melodramatic and filled with unnecessary violence, language, racism, and misogyny? Yes.  Is it still one of the better crime dramas to hold our attention for 7 seasons? You bet your ass.  We were brought to tears, rage, frustration, and profanity multiple times while watching the self-destructive characters on this show. We grew to love the supporting cast and felt grief when some parted ways (not spoilin’ anything here).  As cheesy as this show was, a series hasn’t been able to do that for us for a long time..

We finished just in time for the Mayans MC spinoff show to hit in September and we cannot wait.

Sons of Anarchy – 8/10

 

 

 

 

Adult World (2013)

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This film was bearable, or okay at best.  A dark indie comedy that playfully mocks the tortured and delusional artist (that this film is most likely aimed at).  Emma Roberts character is annoying, which may have been the goal, but it made it hard to get through the 90 minutes without wanting to tune her out.  I’m normally a huge Cusack fan and loved Evan Peters work with Roberts in the early American Horror Story, but this is unimagined and trite.

This movie also is another to add to the trend of Cisgendered actors playing trans* folks (as similarly noted in the uproar surround Scarlett Johanson and Rub & Tug). I wouldn’t recommend this flick to everyone except the indie-flick diehards, or Cusack fans, and even then I may think twice..

Adult World – 5/10

Streaming Gems – New to Netflix – July 2018

Some sites will list every single stinkin’ title to hit the streaming platform this month. We are going to save you the time and boil it down to the ones you need to see (some of these are classics folks, so don’t sleep on em)-

July 1

Chocolat

Get Smart

Happy Gilmore

Interview with the Vampire

Menace II Society

Spanglish

Swordfish

The Boondock Saints

The Princess Diaries

Troy

We Own the Night

July 12

Gone Baby Gone

July 13

The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants

An Education

Disney’s Bolt

July 24

Iliza Shlesinger: Elder Millennial

July 27

Orange Is the New Black: Season 6

July 28

Shameless: Season 8

July 29

Her

Here are some movies and shows leaving Netflix in July

July 1

Along Came Polly

Beerfest

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Lethal Weapon (1-4)

Michael Clayton

Scary Movie

The Art of War

V for Vendetta

July 2

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

July 16

Wanted

Steaming Coal – Day of the Dead: Bloodline (7/5/2018)

I refuse to call this Streaming Gems…. From now on if the movie is unsatisfactory it’ll be put under Steaming Coal (because no-one wants these flicks… they are utter $#!^.. Thanks Obama.

Day of the Dead: Bloodline

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Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2018) –  Is this a good movie? No. Is this better than it’s original from 1985 by George Romero? HELL NO.  This is a better flick than the 2008 “Day of the Dead” which had nothing to do with the original… but I digress..

This movie attempts to follow a similar story arc of its George Romero predecessor that focuses on the scientific response to a zombie outbreak; is there a cure? Is it ethical to test on zombies? Can zombies evolve (edit — no they shouldn’t.. This single-handedly ruined the dead/Romero series) Will our race for scientific advancement be our undoing?

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The acting is bad (like SyFy channel direct-to-tv bad), yet it is not bad enough to feel like laughable camp horror.  The effects are par for the course for a low budget horror flick; blood and guts abound but nothing revolutionary that they weren’t doing 20-30 years ago.  

I think the worst part about this movie though is the laziness in the writing. The antagonist, Max (played by Johnathon Schaech) is a partially zombified man who seems to be the only zombie in the world with any sort of resistance to the disease, and it just so conveniently happens to be that he was a stalker and would-be-rapist of our protagonist, Zoe (Sophie Skelton), the med-student in distress who thinks she has enough schooling to create a cure.  Schaech did what he could with the poorly developed roll and cliches of his character, his facial acting was the only saving grace of this unfortunate role.

I really only recommend this movie if you are a BIG zombie/undead fan or are REALLY bored.

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It managed to hold my attention for the 90-minute runtime, but any longer and I don’t know if I would have made it..

Currently available on Netflix (as of  7/5/2018)

Day of the Dead: Bloodline – 3/10

Streaming Gems – Cargo

Cargo

Martin Freeman in Cargo (2017)

Cargo (2017) is based on the short film of the same name, which blew me away when I first viewed it upon its release.  The second I saw a feature-length film was being developed off of the short I was excited and nervous at the same time.  So little backstory is known from our characters in the short that I was worried about where the film would go. When I discovered the directors of the short would be reprising their roles as well, I was elated to see how they would elaborate.

This film takes its time to build tension and introduce different characters and their various ways of surviving the zombie outbreak.  The contrast between the lengths humans go through to survive is both telling and frightful in itself. This film hits on the old cliche that “the monsters within us are nothing compared to the walking dead”, but it doesn’t feel overly forced.

This is a fresh addition to the zombie genre and filled with brains. The writing is sharp and the acting on point. This is not a run-n-gun zombie flick, but a cerebral slow-burn of possibilities and film-making execution.

Currently available on Netflix (as of 7/3/2018)

Cargo – 7/10