Holy movie marathon, Batman

I was really sick this past week so I loaded up on cough medicine and patronized the hell out of the local Redbox. I also caught a flick in theatres and streamed Queer Eye season 3, which “gave me life” as Jonathan Van Ness would say.

Catch some quick reviews about everything below, no spoilers as always!

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Fighting with My Family – The fiance and I were excited to see this while it was still in theatres this past week. As many people may know, I am a big wrestling fan (and she is not) so we both walked into this flick with different expectations and knowledge around the story.

Overall, this was really enjoyable for both of us.  As a casual viewer, she was entertained throughout, audibly laughed out loud a number of times, and didn’t feel confused or disinterested by the wrestling story-line. Do not expect to see the Rock a lot in this film, he has two scenes that he plays a part in (and in real life, he wasn’t involved in the story at all). I had a few complaints about the validity of the story and its sequence of events, but as a piece of entertainment, it hit all its spots perfectly. Timed well, with a great balance of humor and drama about the human struggle to achieve one’s dream, this is a great flick that has flown under the radar this year.

Fighting with My Family – 7/10

 

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A Star is Born –  Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga absolutely floored me with their performances (and his directorial debut). I am not sure if I was more impressed with Gaga’s acting or Bradley’s musical performance.

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My biggest complaint about this film was the pacing.  We paused it about 40 minutes in, and felt like we had already sat through a full film, and were almost discouraged to see we had over an hour left. The ending to this film, while powerful, is predictable, and it can be a tiring process to endure so much of the buildup, guessing what terrible fate may await.  While sometimes this dread can add to a film (like a thriller or horror film) it sometimes felt heavy-handed in A Star is Born.

The soundtrack is absolutely phenomenal, which is important for a movie about music.  Overall, I would recommend this to anyone who hasn’t seen it yet, with the caveat that they prepare to be bummed out.

A Star is Born – 8.5/10                                                           Available at a Redbox near you! 

 

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Overlord – This started as a tense war film with good special effects and questionable acting/dialogue.  At times the main characters are hard to believe and this feels like it would be at home on the Syfy channel (and not necessarily in a bad way?). Eventually, as one can guess from the trailer, things eventually go south and develop into a supernatural horror flick that would feel at home in the Wolfenstein cannon.

There is nothing revolutionary or exceptional about this film, but it is a good, mindless, adrenaline ride for an hour and fifty minutes.

Overlord – 5/10                                                                        Available at a Redbox near you! 

 

 

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Queer Eye (Season 3) – I have recommended this show to everyone I know. The reboot of Queer Eye (formerly Known as Queer Eye for the Straight Guy in its predecessors years) is the most genuine, wholesome, empowering and wonderful thing available right now. The Fab 5 work with people across various identities to makeover their whole life and find a better, healthier, and happier way of living.   I have cried numerous times every season, and season 3 is no exception.  If you haven’t given this show a shot, please put your bias and preconceived notions aside and give this a shot.  There is a reason this show has been able to produce 3 beloved seasons in just 13 months!

Queer Eye (Season 3) – 9.5/10                                            All 3 Seasons available on Netflix

My top 25 – More on IMDB

Hey movie buffs,

I just wanted to share – While our Archives page has links to every review we’ve published here, our IMDB page has a compendium of ALL of our ratings of movies and TV shows (not just those with reviews). Check out our IMDB ratings here.

This is a great list of over 500+ items that you can look to for inspiration when trying to plan your next movie night!

 

For a sneak peek, here are our top 25 rated items (items with the same rating are not in a particular order)! 

 

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  1. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (10/10)
  2. The Wolf on Wall Street (10/10)
  3. Memento (10/10)
  4. Crash (10/10)
  5. Breaking Bad (10/10)
  6. Toy Story 3 (10/10)
  7. Toy Story (10/10)
  8. Amores Perros (9/10)
  9. Kill Bill Vol. 1 (9/10)
  10. City of God (9/10)
  11. The Raid: Redemption (9/10)
  12.  Being John Malkovich (9/10)
  13. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (9/10)
  14. The Office (9/10)
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  16. Gladiator (9/10)
  17. Adaptation (9/10)
  18. The Departed (9/10)
  19. The Dark Knight (9/10)
  20. Training Day (9/10)
  21. Get Out (9/10)
  22. Arrested Development (9/10)
  23. Pan’s Labyrinth (9/10)
  24. Love Actually (9/10)
  25. The Princess Bride (9/10))

 

 

Think any are rated too highly? Let me have it in the comments section! 

 

 

Streaming Gems – Netflix Movie Weekend

Last weekend was rainy, and we are lazy (nothing new there).  We stayed in and streamed the gloomy day away. Here is our write-up on some of the gems (and some that are teetering on the verge of being listed on a steaming coal writeup). All of these are on Netflix as of writing this article on 7/20/2018 – Enjoy!

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Eliza Taylor and Daniel Webber in Thumper (2017)

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A film with a plot that doesn’t reinvent the wheel, and has a few holes, but the acting sets it apart.

You empathize with every character, just doing what they have to to survive and protect the ones they love.  Without giving too much away, this is a flick about teens in over their head with drugs, violence and all around grit.  There is more going on than meets the eye, but that is left for you to see. As previously stated, the twist is a bit predictable, and you’d probably be able to get it within a few guesses.

If your a serial television streamer like us you’ll recognize most of the cast (all from shows we recommend!). Eliza Taylor (The 100 – cheesy but fun sci-fi dystopian show on Netflix), Daniel Webber (Lee Harvey Oswald in 11.22.63 – a gripping alternative-historical thriller on Hulu starring James Franco), and Pablo Schreiber (Pornstache from Orange is the New Black – A dark comedy set in an all-female prison on Netflix).  As stated, they all do a good job with their parts, with Pablo stealing the show as the deranged and paranoid drug dealer.  The trauma is believable and as violent as he gets, he still pulls at your heart-strings with his believable portrayal as a veteran suffering from PTSD.

To recap – This is nothing new, it’s not going to be in your top ten films of the year, but it is going to entertain you from start to finish and you will be glad you watched it.

Thumper – 6/10

 

 

 

Joel Edgerton in The Gift (2015)

The Gift:

A taut, suspenseful thriller that peels back the storyline one layer at a time.  While not revolutionary, it plays the cat-and-mouse game eerily well and makes you question if any of us are ever “mice” in the first place.  The acting is superb, especially by  Joel Edgerton who wrote and made his directorial debut on this film.  His upcoming directed flick about a young man forced to attend gay-conversion camp, Boy Erased (Due out in November), looks especially powerful.

Jason Bateman and Rebecca Hall play the perfect target to Edgerton’s unhinged character, “Gordo”.  The only reason this film is not scoring higher is that it feels anti-climactic and off-pace at times.  I found myself often getting distracted and having to force myself back to the film, to be re-engrossed moments later.  Overall, this film is a slow burn but definitely worth the watch.

The Gift – 7/10

 

 

Charlie Hunnam in Sons of Anarchy (2008)

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We know… We are late to the party on finishing this one. We finished watching this after a few months of binging our way through. I had seen up through season 6 a few years back and never finished;  we started from scratch and watched them all within a few short months this time.  Just like the first viewing, we had a really tough time getting through Season 3.

Is this show realistic? No way. Is this show melodramatic and filled with unnecessary violence, language, racism, and misogyny? Yes.  Is it still one of the better crime dramas to hold our attention for 7 seasons? You bet your ass.  We were brought to tears, rage, frustration, and profanity multiple times while watching the self-destructive characters on this show. We grew to love the supporting cast and felt grief when some parted ways (not spoilin’ anything here).  As cheesy as this show was, a series hasn’t been able to do that for us for a long time..

We finished just in time for the Mayans MC spinoff show to hit in September and we cannot wait.

Sons of Anarchy – 8/10

 

 

 

 

Adult World (2013)

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This film was bearable, or okay at best.  A dark indie comedy that playfully mocks the tortured and delusional artist (that this film is most likely aimed at).  Emma Roberts character is annoying, which may have been the goal, but it made it hard to get through the 90 minutes without wanting to tune her out.  I’m normally a huge Cusack fan and loved Evan Peters work with Roberts in the early American Horror Story, but this is unimagined and trite.

This movie also is another to add to the trend of Cisgendered actors playing trans* folks (as similarly noted in the uproar surround Scarlett Johanson and Rub & Tug). I wouldn’t recommend this flick to everyone except the indie-flick diehards, or Cusack fans, and even then I may think twice..

Adult World – 5/10

Streaming Gems – New to Netflix – July 2018

Some sites will list every single stinkin’ title to hit the streaming platform this month. We are going to save you the time and boil it down to the ones you need to see (some of these are classics folks, so don’t sleep on em)-

July 1

Chocolat

Get Smart

Happy Gilmore

Interview with the Vampire

Menace II Society

Spanglish

Swordfish

The Boondock Saints

The Princess Diaries

Troy

We Own the Night

July 12

Gone Baby Gone

July 13

The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants

An Education

Disney’s Bolt

July 24

Iliza Shlesinger: Elder Millennial

July 27

Orange Is the New Black: Season 6

July 28

Shameless: Season 8

July 29

Her

Here are some movies and shows leaving Netflix in July

July 1

Along Came Polly

Beerfest

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Lethal Weapon (1-4)

Michael Clayton

Scary Movie

The Art of War

V for Vendetta

July 2

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

July 16

Wanted

Streaming Gems (6/8/2018)

Here’s a quick list of some gems on streaming services you may not have seen yet. We are not listing some of the obvious culprits that everyone already knows. These are all available as of this writing on 6/8/2018.

(In no particular order)

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The Gift (2015 – full-fledged review coming soon!) – A taut, suspenseful thriller that peels back the storyline one layer at a time.  While not revolutionary, it plays the cat-and-mouse game eerily well and makes you question if any of us are ever “mice” in the first place.

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Martian Child (2007) – A heartfelt tearjerker about how we define acceptance and family.  John Cusack does a great job in this flick about a widowed sci-fi writer who takes in an eclectic 6-year-old who believes he is from Mars.

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Creep (2014) / Creep 2 (2017) – These are two of my favorite movies in recent years and I can’t say enough about them.  Patrick Brice and Mark Duplass wrote and co-star in the first, with Brice taking the directorial spot (he also did the weird and capturing The Overnight.)  Brice seems to have perfect the eeriness, making the viewer truly feel creeped without relying on gore, nudity or mindless violence.  Everything they do is on point to create a tense, uneasy killer series that keeps you wanting more, lets hope we get what we want and see Creep 3.

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The Overnight (2015) – We couldn’t mention this in the description of Creep and not throw it on our list.  This movie came to us with little fanfare or expectations, and wow were we surprised.   A comedy, with the suspense and unease of a thriller, The Overnight will have you squirming and laughing throughout.

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Train to Busan (2016) – Are zombie films having a small comeback? The last 4 years has seen some stellar foreign and low budget zombie flicks (one is mentioned later on in this article even…) Train to Busan is one of the harder-hitting and more action-packed of the brain-munching offerings.

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Goon (2011) – Whether Stiffler (American Pie) or Chester Greenberg (Dude Where’s My Car?), Sean William Scott plays a great loveable idiot.  In Goon, he takes this role on with a hockey edge, which comes with everything you’d expect.  Fast shots, brawls, and quick one-liners.  This is a fun comedy that spawned a sequel (we can’t vouch for that yet.. maybe we’ll watch it soon) and not a ton of people have given it a chance.

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Skin Wars (TV) (2014) – We are ALL about a bad reality show contest filled with out of this world characters. Season 1 of Skin Wars delivers just that (the seasons go a little downhill with each subsequent year).  RuPaul is one of the many judges on this body art competition filled with beautiful work and laughable dialogue.  This is one of those shows we love to hate and hate that we love.

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Misfits (TV) –  Okay, maybe its just the first season or two that are actually good, but they are so good.  A British show about a juvenile corrections community service group that has an accident and gains superpowers.  This is not a family-friendly show, and the antics the characters get into are a blast and they certainly earn the series title.

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Great Foodtruck Race (TV) –  Another entry for the low-hanging fruit that is reality tv, but who doesn’t love food? More-so, who doesn’t love food trucks?  The biggest issue with this series is that later seasons are really short and its hard to grow any sense of favorites or participant connection.

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Behind the Mask (TV) – A heartwarming documentary series about mascots at different levels and points in their careers.  In no relation to the Netflix series, mascots.

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28 Weeks Later – One of my favorite zombie (yes zombie, don’t start with that “they’re infected with a rage virus, not zombies b.s.) movies.  A much bigger budget than the first (28 Days Later), this one packs the punches and really keeps you on the edge of your seat throughout. You don’t HAVE to see the first to follow this one either, so dive right in!

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Amazon Video 

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The Girl With All The Gifts – This pulled me in just from the imagery of the muzzle alone. I immediately thought of Fido and hoped for another good film with a unique approach to the undead.  I got what I was hoping for, and then some.  This is not a zombie flick filled with action or even that much gore, but the character development, the post-apocalyptic world, and characters are all worth checking out.