Streaming – Some folks trash is another’s treasure – 13 Cameras Review (10.19.18)

13 Cameras

This is not as bad as some of the reviews on imdb and other sites are saying.. It held my attention the whole time in hopes of something more. The landlord character is played well in the fact that he gives off the ultimate creeps; the logic of the story and acting of the protagonists feels hard to believe because of just how creepy he is.

Slumlord (2015)

I don’t see where a sequel can take off from this besides rehashing the same old storyline.. I am intrigued, but not sure if I want to commit the time.. I guess my interest is a sign that this isn’t the WORST film, but don’t expect much scares or entertainment.

Spoilers —

Last warning… There are spoilers in this next paragraph
I was really hoping for a twist, that the Husband character would be the one to cause physical harm / be disturbed and the voyeur landlord would save the day (blurring the lines of morality and who the actual “monster is”) but it turned out to be as straightforward, and cheap as one might expect. The gross guy is the bad guy, worse than the bad husband who acts grossly.

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Edit – After sitting with the film for a few days, I want to change my score. It’s sat with me and grown in a way and had me grossly intrigued for most of the time. My original rating of a 4 feels a bit harsh because I was expecting something more than what this is. It’s not a thriller. Its a horror with a low amount of gore, violence, and jump scares but full amounts of creep, something that can be equally terrifying.

13 Cameras (originally)- 4/10

13 cameras (revisited) – 5/10

 

Available on Netflix now!

Steaming Coal – Take the 10 (8/28/2018)

Take the 10

I watched the whole thing without turning it off, so that is something. At the end I thought to myself — Did I laugh? And I couldn’t think of a time that I did.  The characters aren’t likeable, and antagonist, Jay (played by Chester Tam who also wrote and made his full length directorial debut on this one) is the only real saving grace (if even that) of the movie.  

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Josh Peck is annoying as ever in this one, save yourself the time and headache and skip this steaming pile of… coal. Instead go watch him in Mean Creek when he was overweight and actually funny.

Take the 10 – 3/10 – Unfortunately available on Netflix as of this writing on 8/28/18

Streaming Gems – Netflix Movie Weekend

Last weekend was rainy, and we are lazy (nothing new there).  We stayed in and streamed the gloomy day away. Here is our write-up on some of the gems (and some that are teetering on the verge of being listed on a steaming coal writeup). All of these are on Netflix as of writing this article on 7/20/2018 – Enjoy!

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Eliza Taylor and Daniel Webber in Thumper (2017)

Thumper

A film with a plot that doesn’t reinvent the wheel, and has a few holes, but the acting sets it apart.

You empathize with every character, just doing what they have to to survive and protect the ones they love.  Without giving too much away, this is a flick about teens in over their head with drugs, violence and all around grit.  There is more going on than meets the eye, but that is left for you to see. As previously stated, the twist is a bit predictable, and you’d probably be able to get it within a few guesses.

If your a serial television streamer like us you’ll recognize most of the cast (all from shows we recommend!). Eliza Taylor (The 100 – cheesy but fun sci-fi dystopian show on Netflix), Daniel Webber (Lee Harvey Oswald in 11.22.63 – a gripping alternative-historical thriller on Hulu starring James Franco), and Pablo Schreiber (Pornstache from Orange is the New Black – A dark comedy set in an all-female prison on Netflix).  As stated, they all do a good job with their parts, with Pablo stealing the show as the deranged and paranoid drug dealer.  The trauma is believable and as violent as he gets, he still pulls at your heart-strings with his believable portrayal as a veteran suffering from PTSD.

To recap – This is nothing new, it’s not going to be in your top ten films of the year, but it is going to entertain you from start to finish and you will be glad you watched it.

Thumper – 6/10

 

 

 

Joel Edgerton in The Gift (2015)

The Gift:

A taut, suspenseful thriller that peels back the storyline one layer at a time.  While not revolutionary, it plays the cat-and-mouse game eerily well and makes you question if any of us are ever “mice” in the first place.  The acting is superb, especially by  Joel Edgerton who wrote and made his directorial debut on this film.  His upcoming directed flick about a young man forced to attend gay-conversion camp, Boy Erased (Due out in November), looks especially powerful.

Jason Bateman and Rebecca Hall play the perfect target to Edgerton’s unhinged character, “Gordo”.  The only reason this film is not scoring higher is that it feels anti-climactic and off-pace at times.  I found myself often getting distracted and having to force myself back to the film, to be re-engrossed moments later.  Overall, this film is a slow burn but definitely worth the watch.

The Gift – 7/10

 

 

Charlie Hunnam in Sons of Anarchy (2008)

Sons of Anarchy

We know… We are late to the party on finishing this one. We finished watching this after a few months of binging our way through. I had seen up through season 6 a few years back and never finished;  we started from scratch and watched them all within a few short months this time.  Just like the first viewing, we had a really tough time getting through Season 3.

Is this show realistic? No way. Is this show melodramatic and filled with unnecessary violence, language, racism, and misogyny? Yes.  Is it still one of the better crime dramas to hold our attention for 7 seasons? You bet your ass.  We were brought to tears, rage, frustration, and profanity multiple times while watching the self-destructive characters on this show. We grew to love the supporting cast and felt grief when some parted ways (not spoilin’ anything here).  As cheesy as this show was, a series hasn’t been able to do that for us for a long time..

We finished just in time for the Mayans MC spinoff show to hit in September and we cannot wait.

Sons of Anarchy – 8/10

 

 

 

 

Adult World (2013)

Adult World

This film was bearable, or okay at best.  A dark indie comedy that playfully mocks the tortured and delusional artist (that this film is most likely aimed at).  Emma Roberts character is annoying, which may have been the goal, but it made it hard to get through the 90 minutes without wanting to tune her out.  I’m normally a huge Cusack fan and loved Evan Peters work with Roberts in the early American Horror Story, but this is unimagined and trite.

This movie also is another to add to the trend of Cisgendered actors playing trans* folks (as similarly noted in the uproar surround Scarlett Johanson and Rub & Tug). I wouldn’t recommend this flick to everyone except the indie-flick diehards, or Cusack fans, and even then I may think twice..

Adult World – 5/10